The Bitham Brook “Grand Canal” Plot
In a desperate bid to bypass the perennial gridlock of the A350, the Westbury Planning Committee has unveiled its most ambitious project yet: the Bitham Blue-Way....
The Great Soap Box “Safety-Off” of 2026
The Great Soap Box “Safety-Off” of 2026 In a decision that has sent shockwaves through the local artisan plywood community, the Westbury Town Council has officially...
The Great A350 Sentience Crisis
In a development that has surprised absolutely no one who has ever sat stationary for forty minutes near the Warminster Road junction, the traffic lights at...
The Great “Silicon Horse” Pivot of 2026
In a move that has left local historians weeping into their pints at the Horse & Groom, the Westbury Town Council announced this morning that the...